Thursday, November 02, 2006

Online Shopping

Since the introduction of the internet, businesses having been fine tuning it’s strategies to reach the internet audience. It struck gold when business realized they could sell their products and service online to the mass consumers. Oh and boy did they.

This thing called online shopping has spawned into something beyond just shopping. Online shopping have helped many people find items and objects that they have been looking to buy for years but never have found it. From wedding dresses, to the toast emblazon with a picture of Jesus, you can find it for sale on the net.

You know that saying, “Now, I’ve seen it all.” Well, those people who've said that before probably would flip their lids if they saw what is being sold on the internet today.

Take for instance, the man who posed in his ex wife’s wedding dress supplemented with a hilarious description. He tried to sell it on eBay.

” I was actually going to have a dress burning party when the divorce became final, but my sister talked me out of it. She said, ‘That’s such a gorgeous dress. Some lucky girl would be glad to have it. You should sell it on EBay. At least get something back for it.’ I’m selling it hoping to get enough money for maybe a couple of Mariners tickets and some beer.”




Or what about the one with the Jesus toast? I just don’t see the resemblance, do you?

The Golden Casino paid $28,000 for it along with their sanity. What can you say? Karma’s a B*tch. Finally after screwing people out of their money, someone screwed the Golden Casio out of theirs.

So if you’re looking to buy Satan’s fingernail clippings, you might just find in online going to the highest bidder.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

As you know, I have a toaster that browns the face of Hello Kitty into the bread. So who needs Jesus toast?